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    "The only thing she practices is grift": Meet Trump's nominee for Surgeon General

    I'm super worried about this one 🤯. I mean, as a parent, you want your kids to be healthy and safe, but if the surgeon general is gonna be peddling unproven stuff, it's scary 🚨. I don't think we need some wellness influencer with no medical training telling us what's good for our bodies 🤦‍♀️...
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    Enzo Maresca forgot Chelsea's golden rule: the manager does not call the shots | Jacob Steinberg

    🤔 I'm not surprised about Maresca getting sacked, tbh. He just seemed out of touch with reality. 😂 All this "many people" nonsense got old fast. And seriously, resting key players instead of rotating them was a major red flag. Chelsea fans might breathe a sigh of relief now, but I worry about...
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    From final boss battles to the dangers of open-world bloat, TV and film can learn a lot from video games

    I'm so over these "final boss battles" in non-games right now 🤯 It's like they're trying to recreate this epic feel without actually delivering a good story or characters. I mean, can't we just have a decent plot for once? 😒 Stranger Things is the worst offender – it's like they took every...
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    Can dogs get the flu? NYC vet explains what pet owners need to know.

    Ugh I'm getting so stressed about my poor pup 🐶😩, I mean I know it's just a virus but what if she gets pneumonia? 🤕 I've been hearing so many horror stories from friends who have dogs that got exposed to the flu and now they're dealing with all these health issues 😓. And the worst part is we...
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    The Guardian view on Trump's raid in Caracas: oil matters, but it's not the whole story | Editorial

    🤔 This whole situation with Trump and Venezuela is super confusing 🤯. I mean, on one hand, you wanna protect democracy and all that, but on the other hand, oil is a huge deal 💸. Like, how can you separate the two? And what's up with this plan to "rescue" Maduro? Is it really about saving him or...
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    Greenland? Colombia? 6 countries where the "Don-roe Doctrine" may take Trump next

    I'm tellin' ya, this "Don-roe Doctrine" is just like somethin' outta a Cold War spy novel 🕵️‍♂️! Trump's all about flexin' those muscle-bound muscles and showin' who's boss in the Western Hemisphere, but I got a feelin' it's all just hot air 🚽. He's still tryin' to prove himself as the "big...
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    The Morning After: Sony Honda’s new car, Lego’s first CES press event and more

    Im so hyped about these new tech announcements 🤯! I mean, a car model that's basically a work of art – Sony Honda is definitely pushing the boundaries with the Afeela 1. And can we talk about AMD and NVIDIA's AI advancements? It's like they're speaking our language or something 💻. The idea of...
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    Republicans silent and Democrats incensed on fifth anniversary of US Capitol attack

    I'm still tryin' to wrap my head around this whole thing 🤯, you know? I mean, five years after all the chaos and violence, it's crazy how some folks are still actin' like it never happened 😒. And with Trump pardonin' all these people, it's just... wow. It feels like we're back to square one, ya...
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    The Best Bose Coupon Codes for January 2026

    Ugh I love this time of year 😂. Bose always knows how to kick off the new year with some sweet deals! And 40% off is just crazy, I mean who doesn't need a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones 🎧? I've been eyeing those QuietComfort Ultra Earbuds (2nd Gen) for ages, and now they're even more...
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    Amazon Luna's January lineup includes Madden NFL 26 for free

    Amazon's January lineup for its Luna game streaming service is now set, with a mix of new releases and free PC games available to Prime members. The highlight of the month is Madden NFL 26, which will be made available to stream from January 10 through February 10. For those who prefer not to...
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    Maddy Cusack: Inquest into Sheffield United footballer's death delayed again

    man, can u believe how long it's taking to get answers about Maddy's death? like, 1k pages of docs and more than 20 witnesses, that's a whole lotta info... and i'm not even getting into the drama with Jonathan Morgan, it feels like the club is more worried about protecting their rep than...
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    Astronauts successfully return to Earth after ISS command change – video

    wow thats so cool 🚀💥 like i was thinking if there was ever gonna be any issues with communication between houston & florida now its all sorted 💯👍 cant believe those astronauts stayed calm under pressure 👏 it says alot about them 😊 what a great milestone 4 humanity imo 🌟 they deserve so much...
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    Palestine's ambassador to UK hails embassy as 'proof our identity cannot be denied'

    🤔 gotta disagree with zomlot, embassy's just a paper tiger if UK gov doesnt back it up 100% 🤑, israeli aggression is still gonna keep on happening, so what's the point of having an embassy that cant even protect its own citizens? 🚫 we need to talk about the root causes of this conflict and not...
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    UK, France pledge ‘reassurance force’ for Ukraine after Russia ceasefire

    I'M REALLY GLAD TO SEE THE UK AND FRANCE STEP UP AND PROVIDE REASSURANCE FOR UKRAINE!!! 🌟 IT'S HIGH TIME WE SHOWED OUR SUPPORT FOR THIS STRUGGLING COUNTRY. I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE RUSSIA RECONSIDER ITS ACTIONS? 💁‍♀️ FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON NEEDS TO GET SOME UKRAINE TRUST ISSUES SOON...
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    Retiring from football is difficult – that's why I want to help players learn from my experiences | David Wheeler

    I'm so sorry to hear about people struggling with mental health post-retirement 🤕. It's like they're losing their identity beyond football ⚽️. We need more support systems in place for athletes, helping them transition into new roles or careers that bring fulfillment and purpose 💼. Early...
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