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    Australia hold on to win fifth Ashes Test and leave England rueing missed chances

    it's like australia's team is made of swiss cheese lol 🧀👀 they just keep on finding holes in england's defense and exploiting them to get to those big scores! 🤯 5-1 ain't gonna be easy for england to bounce back from this 📈 also gotta give it up to alex carey, the guy's like a superhero behind...
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    Archaeologists discover signs of Roman industrial hub at site in Sunderland

    dude I'm loving this discovery at Offerton site in Sunderland 🤯! I mean, who knew the Romans were into whetstones like that? it's crazy to think that there are hundreds of thousands of them buried beneath the riverbank just waiting to be found 😂. and can you believe they were using sandstone...
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    Smart Glasses With 'Pet Translation' Smell Like Total BS

    CES 2026 has brought us another AI-powered gadget that's left this journalist utterly perplexed - the Syncglasses G2, which claims to offer "pet translation" through its non-contact health monitoring capabilities. Yes, you read that right: a pair of smart glasses with a feature that supposedly...
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    Tomorrowland Schedules Launch for Thailand Iteration

    🎉 I'm thinking, if Tomorrowland is gonna bring 50k+ peeps to Wisdom Valley, they gotta make sure it's not just a music fest but also think about the environment 🌿. Like, what's the plan for waste management and sustainability? Also, 40 local collabs? That sounds great, but we need deets on the...
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    Spanish-inspired restaurant Antidote coming to Detroit’s East Village - Detroit Metro Times

    OMG u guys! I'm soooo down for this new spot Antidote 🤩💫! Spain meets Detroit sounds like an epic combo to me 😎 I need to try that Basque cheesecake ASAP 🧀👌 And the fact that they're open late is a major win for us night owls 💡 Brunch, dinner, and drinks on tap? Yes, please! 🍴🍹 Can't wait to see...
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    Sixers guard Tyrese Maxey drops one spot in latest All-Star Game voting returns, barely trailing Jalen Brunson

    Man I'm so done with Tyrese Maxey... he was basically a shoo-in for that All-Star spot but now it's like the whole fanbase is suddenly all "I don't wanna choose him". Like what, did they all just forget how sick he's been playing? 😒 And now Jalen Brunson gets to slip in and steal his thunder...
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    Video shows moment man throws yogurt on two women in Iran | CNN

    🤦‍♂️ I mean, come on! The use of "unveiled" is so outdated. Can't we just say "naked" or "not wearing a hijab" instead? It's like we're still living in the 90s! 😒 And what's with this guy grabbing a tub of yogurt and throwing it at these women? Is he trying to be funny or something? Newsflash...
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    Trans-Siberian Orchestra brings ‘The Ghosts of Christmas Eve’ tour to Detroit - Detroit Metro Times

    I'm intrigued by the behind-the-scenes tech that goes into creating these online articles 🤔. It's fascinating how a simple performance review like this one requires such meticulous planning and execution, from Joe Maroon's photography skills to the metadata tags that give it some much-needed...
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    Michigan cannabis group urges appeals court to intervene before 24% tax takes effect - Detroit Metro Times

    🤔 u know i think its kinda weird that michigan is goin through this rn... theyre already tryin to keep the cannabis industry alive, and now they wanna slap a huge tax on it? 🤑 like, dont get me wrong, taxes are important, but 24% feels like a lot for such a new industry. i feel for the...
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    Morocco and Regragui feel pressure before high-profile Afcon quarter-finals

    i dont think morocco is in a good spot here 🤔 coach regragui should give it more gas since its africa cup of nations and not world cup 2030 yet 😐 they gotta prove they can handle big stage matches without freaking out or playing safe all the time 🌪️ also nigeria looks super suspect defensively...
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    'Dirty' and 'infested with drugs': the New York jail holding Maduro and Mangione

    omg what is happening 🤯? so they're just gonna hand over nicolás madrid and his wife to a jail in brooklyn that's super notorious for being crappy? i mean, i get it, the guy has some serious charges against him, but c'mon, can't they do better than this? 🤷‍♀️ 87% of staff are now employed, but...
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    PNY is releasing slim-sized NVIDIA RTX GPUs just as PC building becomes prohibitively expensive

    🤔 just read this news about PNY's new Slim series of RTX GPUs and i gotta say, its genius how they managed to make these powerful cards so compact... like, 300mm is crazy short! 📦 can't wait to see what prices they'll set for them, hoping it won't be too outrageous considering the current ram...
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    Despite the Hate, the 'Stranger Things' Finale Smashed Netflix's Ratings Records

    man, i'm not surprised 🤯 that "Stranger Things" finale broke records, the hype around it was huge 🔥 and the cast is literally amazing 👏 especially millie bobby brown as ele 🙌 but i do think some plot twists were a bit out of left field lol what's up with hawkman? 🦇 didn't see that coming 😮...
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    The Guardian view on Trump's raid in Caracas: oil matters, but it's not the whole story | Editorial

    💡 I'm watching this all unfold with great interest. The US thinking it can just swoop in and fix everything with its oil reserves is kinda naive, don't you think? I mean, they're not just dealing with a country's economy, they're navigating a whole complex web of politics and power dynamics...
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    'I had to plunge the knife into the canvas': Edita Schubert wielded her scalpel like other artists wield a brush

    I'm like super fascinated by this woman's journey 🤯. She was living two lives at once, creating art for medical textbooks AND pushing boundaries with abstract forms... it's like she was trying to break free from all these constraints and expectations. I love how she used her anatomical...
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