Apple's Vision Pro Could Not Provide Me the (Fake) Arcade of My Dreams

Apple's vision for its $3,500 vision pro headset is an ambitious attempt to bring a virtual arcade experience into the comfort of your own home. With a stunning 4K micro OLED display and spatial audio, it seems like the perfect tool to finally determine if a virtual arcade can ever match the raw energy of a real one.

However, in practice, Retrocade, the new Apple Arcade app that promises to deliver a full suite of classic games, falls short in its pursuit of authenticity. The games themselves are engaging, but they lack the communal experience that made arcades great. Built as a social phenomenon, arcade games were always meant to be played with friends and family gathered around the screen.

In contrast, Apple's vision pro headset is designed for solo play, and while it delivers an immersive experience, it can't replicate the tactile sensations of classic arcade machines – like the satisfying click of buttons or the rumble of a joystick. The only way to get these effects, according to Resolution Games' co-founder Tommy Palm, is with a dedicated fight stick that's compatible with the headset.

Unfortunately, not all third-party controllers will work, and even those that do may require some extra setup and tweaking. For now, users are stuck using a controller, which can be jarring after playing with classic arcade sticks for years.

The game itself feels like a simulation of what it might have been like to play in an arcade – you unlock cabinets one at a time, completing daily challenges or achieving high scores to earn rewards and currency. But as charming as this experience is, it's ultimately missing the social aspect that made arcades so great.

In its current form, Retrocade feels more like a novelty than a full-fledged gaming experience. With a paltry 10 classic arcade games available at launch, and no multiplayer option to speak of, it's hard to see how this could ever replace the thrill of owning a home arcade.

For $7 a month, Retrocade is an interesting experiment in bringing classic arcade experiences into the modern era – but for now, it feels like just that: an experiment. Whether Apple will continue to support and expand on this vision remains to be seen, but one thing's certain: its vision pro headset is a solid foundation, if not yet the final product itself.
 
Meh 🤔♂️, I mean... 🤷‍♂️ it's like trying to recreate a beach day 🏖️ in a room without sunlight ☀️. Apple's vision pro headset is cool and all 👍, but Retrocade just feels off 😐. Where's the community? 🤝♂️ Can't replicate that arcade vibe 🎮 with solo play only 😔.

Controller thingy 🤖 is whack 🚫, can't get used to it after years of stick gaming 🎮👊. And 10 games at launch? 😴 That's a total party pooper 💔. Need more variety and multiplayer 🤝♂️, or it's just another novelty 🎉.

But hey, still cool that they're trying 🤓! 👏 Vision pro headset is solid foundation 🔨, so maybe they'll improve Retrocade later 😊? Fingers crossed 🤞.
 
Wow 🤯 I love how innovative Apple is with their new tech, it's crazy to think we're already getting super immersive experiences at home 💻 But, Retrocade feels kinda lacking in social aspect 🤔 Can't replicate that arcade feel without multiplayer option 😞 Guess we'll have to wait and see if they revamp it in the future 🕰️
 
I'm super stoked about the Apple Vision Pro, it's gonna be a game changer for retro gaming 😎! The 4K micro OLED display and spatial audio are insane, I can already imagine the immersive experience of playing classic arcade games in the comfort of my own home 🏠. But I gotta agree with the article, Retrocade feels like just an experiment right now 🤔. The lack of multiplayer options and limited game selection are major bummer 😐. Still, I'm excited to see how Apple will expand on this vision and make it a full-fledged gaming experience 💻. And can we talk about the dedicated fight stick that's compatible with the headset? That's some next level tech right there 🤯!
 
omg u no wut i mean about retrocade n apple's vision pro headset 🤔 they r trying 2 bring back the arcade vibe but it just isnt th same wen u play with friends vs solo 🎮 u need that communal energy 2 feel like u r part of sumthin special. n even wen u use a fight stick, its not the same as holdin a real controller in ur hand 😂 & now wut bout multiplayer lol? they gotta step up their game (pun intended) 😉
 
I'm tellin' ya, this whole retro arcade vibe is just a ploy by Apple to get us hooked on their new tech 😏. They're makin' it all seem so nostalgic and fun, but really, they're just manipulatin' our emotions to sell us more stuff 🤑. I mean, think about it, $3,500 for a headset? That's just ridiculous 💸. And don't even get me started on the controller situation... it's like they're tryin' to nickel-and-dime us out of our hard-earned cash 💳. And what's with the lack of multiplayer options? That's just a way to keep us isolated and dependent on Apple's services 🤖. I'm not buyin' it, folks 😒.
 
I think I was saying something similar about the lack of community features in Retrocade 🤔... like how you can't even play with friends online... and now I'm thinking, maybe that's what Apple needs to work on for their vision pro headset 🎮? Like, it's got all these cool features, but if people don't have anyone to share it with, is it really worth the $3,500 price tag 💸? Or am I just overthinking this and being nitpicky 😂...
 
I gotta say, I'm still trying to figure out how 3k for a VR arcade headset sounds like a good idea 🤑🎮. Like, what's next? Paying 10k for a fancy toaster that only makes artisanal toast 🍞?! Apple's vision pro headset is definitely cool and all, but can't they just give us some classic arcade games to play with our friends and family already?! It feels like they're missing the point of what made arcades so awesome in the first place 👥. And $7 a month for Retrocade? That's like, a whole bunch of free games on Steam 🤑🎮
 
🤔 I'm not feelin' good about this Retrocade thingy... it's like they took all the fun out of arcades and left us with some watered-down, solo-play experience 🎮😐 They should've included multiplayer options from the start, but noooo... now it's just a novelty 🤑 And don't even get me started on the controller situation... can't believe I have to use some fancy fight stick thingy that doesn't even fit my regular joysticks 🤦‍♂️ And what's up with the games not feelin' like "real" arcade experiences? I mean, it's just a simulation of what it was like back in the day... where's the nostalgia, Apple?! 😔
 
[Image of a sad arcade player sitting alone in front of a screen ] 😔💻

[ GIF of a joystick with a "nope" stamp over it ] 🚫👎

[ Image of a person playing with friends in an arcade, with a big smile on their face ] 🤩👫
 
[Image of a person sitting alone in front of a computer with a thought bubble saying "I'm missing human interaction"]

[Screenshot of a virtual arcade game with a sad, single player character]

[A picture of a classic arcade cabinet with multiple players competing]

[Animated GIF of someone trying to set up a controller for the first time, with a frustrated expression]

[Image of a joystick with a sad face, saying "I'm not meant to be used in isolation"]
 
OMG, have you tried Retrocade on the new vision pro headset? 🤔 I mean, it's cool and all, but it just doesn't feel like the real deal 🎮😐. The games are so much fun, but where's the social aspect of playing with friends and family? 🤝 It's just solo play all day long 💻. And don't even get me started on the controller... ugh 😩. I mean, I love a good fight stick as much as the next guy 👊, but not having to deal with compatibility issues is a major bummer 🙅‍♂️. I'm still waiting to see if Apple can figure out how to make it feel more like the arcade experience we all know and love 🤞 [https://www.cnet.com/how-to/retrocade-app-for-vision-pro-headset-review/]
 
idk about retrocade being more than just a novelty 🤔 it's like they're trying to recreate the arcade experience without really getting it right 👎 the social aspect of arcades is what made them so great, and that's something you just can't replicate with solo play 🚫 also, $7 a month for 10 games? that's some steep prices 🤑 but i do think apple's vision pro headset is a solid start 💻
 
I gotta disagree with everyone who thinks Retrocade is missing the social aspect of arcades... I mean, who needs all that noise and clutter when you can play in peace? 🤣 And btw, $7 a month for classic arcade games on your own? That's not just an experiment, that's a steal! I'd pay double for that. The whole point of arcades was to escape reality, right? So if it feels like a simulation, that's kinda the point. And yeah, no multiplayer option at launch, but who needs that when you've got your own private arcade at home? The headset itself is pretty cool too, I mean what's not to love about 4K micro OLED display and spatial audio? 🤩
 
I dont get why they need to charge so much for this app 🤑... I mean, I love retro games and all, but $7/month is kinda steep for something thats just online gaming 😐. I got a friend who loves playing old school games with his friends at the arcade, he said its always way more fun when you're all together 🤗. But I guess if they wanna make it work solo then that's up to them 💻. What do you guys think about this new Apple thing tho? 🤔
 
I'm so done with people saying Retrocade is a waste of money 🤯! I mean, yes it's got 10 classic games at launch which is cool, but what about the retro arcade experience that can't be replicated by just playing solo? The social aspect is what made arcades great and that's what's missing here. It feels like Apple's trying to cash in on our nostalgia for a modern gaming experience 🤑. I'll still stick with my old-school arcade setup, where I can gather my friends and family around the machine and have a blast competing against each other 👊. The headset is a solid start but let's see how it develops before we get too hyped 💥
 
I gotta say, I'm underwhelmed by Retrocade 🤔. I mean, it's cool that they're trying to bring back the arcade vibes, but it just doesn't feel like a full experience, you know? Playing classic games on your own is nice, but where's the camaraderie? The thrill of competition with friends or strangers? It's all just so... solo 🤖. And don't even get me started on the controller issues 😩. I've spent so much money on retro arcade sticks, it'd be a bummer if they didn't work properly.
 
I gotta say 🤔, I'm loving the idea of having a virtual arcade experience at home, but it feels like Apple is getting close but still missing the mark 🚀. Don't get me wrong, the $3,500 vision pro headset looks insane with its 4K micro OLED display and spatial audio, but for the price, I expect a full-fledged gaming experience not just some watered-down simulation.

And yeah, Retrocade does feel like it's missing that social aspect that made arcades so awesome 🤝. I mean, who doesn't love gathering with friends to compete in classic games or show off their high scores? The lack of multiplayer is a major bummer 💔. I'm also not loving the fact that only a select few third-party controllers will work and those that do need extra setup – it's like Apple wants you to stick with their proprietary controller, which can be super jarring 🤮.

I mean, $7 a month for 10 classic arcade games just doesn't cut it in my book 💸. It feels more like an experiment than a fully fleshed-out gaming experience 😐. But hey, I'm rooting for Apple to keep pushing the boundaries and expanding on their vision pro headset – if they can nail that social aspect, we might have something special 🤞.
 
I mean, come on... $3,500 for a VR headset? That's just crazy talk! And don't even get me started on the Retrocade app, it's like they took all the fun out of classic arcades and put it in a bottle... or in this case, a subscription service 😒. I guess it's cool that you can play some old games from the comfort of your own home, but what's the point if it doesn't feel like the real deal? And those third-party controllers? Forget about it, good luck getting one to work 🤯.

I mean, who even needs a VR headset or an arcade app when you've got a few old consoles and some friends over for a gaming session? That's where the magic happens, not in some virtual world 😂. But hey, I guess if you're into that sorta thing, Retrocade might be worth checking out... just don't say I didn't warn you 🤑.
 
I gotta say, I'm loving the idea of a virtual arcade in my living room 🤩! But, yeah, it feels like Retrocade is missing that special something that made arcades so iconic back in the day. I mean, who wants to play classic games solo when you can have your friends and family gathered around the screen, competing against each other? It's all about that social experience, you know?

And, come on, a dedicated fight stick for the VR headset is just too extra 🤪. Can't we just have a simple controller that works out of the box? I've been playing classic arcade games with my friends for years, and now I'm stuck using this weird, janky thing... it's just not the same.

I do think Apple's vision pro headset is a solid foundation for this kind of experience, though. Maybe with some future updates, we'll see more multiplayer options and some of those pesky controller issues get ironed out? A 10-game lineup at launch isn't bad either 🎮. Still, I'm gonna keep an eye on how this one unfolds...
 
Back
Top