Aldrich Ames, CIA agent who spied for Soviet Union and Russia, dies aged 84

OMG, I cant even process how some people can just do that 😲 like what even is the motivation behind spilling all those secrets 🤯 my grandma told me about the cold war in school but i never thought it was this deep 😩 anyway, 84 is pretty old for spy-ing on ur country and getting away with it 🙅‍♂️ u think his wife got a good deal pleeease tell me more about that 🤑
 
[Image of a person putting their head in their hands with a thought bubble of a spy ring 🤯💭]

[Image of a broken record player with the needle stuck on "betrayal" 💔🎶]

[ GIF of a cat looking guilty with one eye closed 😺😳]

[Image of a person taking a selfie in front of a "traitor" sign, but the sign is actually just a mirror 🤪💁‍♀️]

[Image of a old man's gravestone with the inscription "I betrayed my country" - a red X through it 🚫😂]
 
I'm like totally shocked that he's dead now 🤯👻... but at the same time, I think it's kinda awesome that he's finally gotten what was coming to him 😎... wait, no way, that's not true! I mean, 84 years old is still pretty young for a guy who betrayed his country, right? 💀... nah, scratch that too! His life without parole sentence was basically just, like, a minor setback in the grand scheme of things 🤷‍♂️. And let's be real, he probably didn't even have to do what he did to Moscow... I mean, who wouldn't want to work for the KGB and get all that sweet spy money 💸? 😏
 
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