Brazil's Bolsonaro finds novel way to reduce 27-year sentence: reading books

Brazil's Bolsonaro Gets a Second Chance at Prison by Reading Books – Not Exactly His Cup of Tea

In a bizarre move, Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has been given the opportunity to reduce his 27-year prison sentence through an unconventional means: reading books. Bolsonaro's lawyers have taken advantage of a little-known provision in Brazil's penal code that allows inmates to cut their sentences by four days for each title read.

Bolsonaro, who has never been known as a bookworm, was once quoted saying, "Sorry, I don't have time to read." However, it appears his team has found a way to make reading work for him. The former far-right president has been authorized to take part in the scheme after a request from his legal team.

The approved reading list includes Brazilian works on Indigenous rights, racism, the environment, and the violence meted out by Brazil's 1964-85 dictatorship – a regime Bolsonaro openly supported. One title, Ana Maria Gonçalves' 950-page "Um Defeito de Cor" (A Colour Defect), tells the history of Brazil from the point of view of a Black woman.

The list also features children's non-fiction picture book "Democracy!" by English-born author-illustrator Philip Bunting. Some of the books, like Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace" and Miguel de Cervantes' "Don Quixote", are over 1,000 pages long. It is unclear if Bolsonaro has ever cracked open one of these tomes.

To benefit from the sentence reduction scheme, prisoners must prove they have actually read the books by submitting written reports to prison authorities. Bolsonaro's team has likely found a creative way to get him through this part.

Bolsonaro has been transferred to a maximum security prison in Brasília after spending Christmas imprisoned at a federal police base. It remains to be seen if he'll actually finish reading any of the books on his list. One thing is certain, though: Bolsonaro's reading habits are about to take a drastic turn from what we can expect.
 
omg did u guys think this was gonna happen??? 🤯 Jair Bolsonaro gettin all soft & literate lololol i mean who knew he had it in him? his team is straight fire for gettin him into this scheme tho i cant wait to see him struggle thru those 950 pages of Ana Maria Gonçalves' book 📚😂 and can u even imagine him tryin to finish leo tolstoy's war & peace like what even is that?? lololol anywayz, this is def a lowkey interesting twist in his case
 
I'm soooo down with this idea 🤩, like, who needs prison time when you got books to read? But at the same time, I'm totally not sure if this is gonna work... I mean, Bolsonaro's never been known for his love of reading, and now he's stuck in a max-security prison with all these huge books 📚👀. I don't know if even reading 4 pages a day is gonna cut it for him, or if he'll just skim through 'em like he does everything else... 🤔 But hey, at least he's getting some exposure to different perspectives on Indigenous rights and racism, right? That's gotta count for something.
 
so this is quite interesting, but i'm not sure if bolsonaro really wants to get into all these books... i mean, he was quoted saying sorry, i don't have time to read and now he's getting some books that might make him uncomfortable 🤔. still, it's a creative way to reduce his sentence and i guess we should give him the benefit of the doubt. maybe this will be a wake-up call for him? but honestly, i'm not holding my breath 😐. and what's with all these long books? doesn't he have some shorter ones in there to get him started 📚?
 
I mean, it's kinda weird that Bolsonaro gets this chance to reduce his sentence just by reading some books 🤯. I don't know if I'd be too comfy with him reading all those pages on Indigenous rights and racism, considering his past actions towards those communities... But hey, at least he'll have something to keep him busy in prison 😒.

I'm curious, what do you guys think? Can a person really change their ways just by reading books? Or is it just a way for them to pass the time while still serving out their sentence 🤔. I guess only time will tell if Bolsonaro actually finishes some of these titles...
 
so this is crazy lol i mean bolsonaro was always known for being super vocal and not exactly reading material but now he gets to spend 27 years in prison reading books 🤯 like what's next? he'll be a book club president or something 😂 anyway, it's wild that they found a loophole in the law like this. i guess you could say he's finally finding some time for reading his "sorry, i don't have time to read" quote from last year 😅
 
I think this is all kinda cool 🤔 I mean, who wouldn't want to read 950-page books while in prison? But at the same time...I don't know if this is such a good idea 😕 Like, Bolsonaro's not exactly known for being book-smart or anything. And what's with all these serious topics on his reading list? Doesn't he have any interests that don't involve, like, politics and stuff?

And I'm curious, how are they gonna get him to actually read the books 📖 He might just be pretending to read them for the sake of reducing his sentence. It's all kinda shady, you know? On the other hand...maybe this is a chance for him to learn something new and grow as a person 🤷‍♂️ Yeah, right!
 
Ugh I just can't even right now 🤯 this guy's got 27 years in prison and he's basically been given a get out of jail free card because his team is all like "oh look we'll just make him read books" 📚👀 what a joke meanwhile there are people actually trying to survive on the streets with no access to basic human rights this sentence reduction scheme should be used for someone who's actually done some good but instead it's being used for a convicted felon who thinks he can just waltz out of his troubles because his rich friends hooked him up 🤑
 
I gotta say, this is wild 🤯! I mean, who would've thought that Brazil's former president gets a second chance at prison because he's gonna read some books? 😂 It's not like Bolsonaro was known for his love of reading or anything. But, you know, it's all about giving people a chance to change their ways, right?

I'm curious to see how this plays out. Is Bolsonaro actually going to finish any of these 1,000-page books? 😂 I doubt it, but hey, he's got a team that's gonna make sure he does. And who knows, maybe reading some history and Indigenous rights stuff will actually do him some good.

It's also kind of funny that the approved list includes "Democracy!" – a kids' book by an English author! 🤣 I mean, what's next? Getting arrested for reading too much Reddit? 😂 But in all seriousness, it's a weird move, and only time will tell if Bolsonaro actually uses this chance to change his ways.
 
can you believe this dude went from saying sorry he doesn't have time to read to actually having to read to reduce his sentence lol 🤣 it's like he was just playing with people and now he has to deal with the consequences. 27 years in prison is a lot of time, i wonder how much time he'll actually spend reading books instead of actually doing something productive 😂
 
I'm low-key shocked they're lettin' him get away with this 😂. I mean, I know he's got a lot of time on his hands in there, but really? 27 years is a long time to be locked up and now he gets to reduce it just by readin'? It reeks of fishy business to me 🐟. And what's with the booklist tho? Brazilian works on Indigenous rights and racism? Are they tryin' to turn him into some kinda hippie or somethin'? 🤪
 
🤔 So, I'm not sure if it's genius or just plain cruel 😒 that Bolsonaro gets to reduce his prison sentence by reading books, but hey, at least he'll be learning something new... maybe 📚. The thought of him having to read a 950-page book about Indigenous rights is pretty eye-opening ⚠️. I'm not sure if I'd want to be the one assigned to give him those written reports though 😅. On the bright side, it's a good opportunity for him to learn something new and grow as a person... maybe 🙏. Can't wait to see how this whole thing plays out!
 
idk why they would give him such a deal lol but i guess its all about giving people a second chance 🤷‍♂️. so he gets to read books and maybe learn something new... or not 📚. i mean bolsonaro has never been one for reading, remember when he said sorry he dont have time to read 😂. now hes gonna be stuck with all these long books that are way out of his comfort zone 🤯. ill be keeping an eye on this lol
 
🤔 thinkin bout bolsonaro gettin a second chance like it's a big deal but it's not really about him bein good or bad it's about how we treat people in prison 🚫. they gotta have access to books and education cuz knowledge is power right? 📚 so even if he don't finish the books, at least his team is tryin to help him grow or learn somethin new which is way more than most people get when they're locked up 🤷‍♂️. it's like a chance 4 them too 💡
 
🤔 Can you believe this? I mean, who knew that's how they'd try to get someone like Bolsonaro to read more books? 📚 I guess it's good that he's getting the opportunity to reduce his sentence, but 27 years is still a loooong time 😩. And can you imagine having to finish reading all those books? 🤯 I mean, I'm all for reading and learning, but not at the cost of someone's freedom 🚫. It just goes to show that even in prison, people are looking for ways to redeem themselves 💡. But seriously, what kind of person reads 950 pages of "Um Defeito de Cor" straight? 😂
 
just read this and I'm kinda surprised 😂. I mean, who would've thought that reading books could be a way to get out of prison? But hey, if it works for him, more power to Bolsonaro's team 🤔. I wonder how long it'll take him to finish those 950-page books 📖. and what really gets me is that he has to submit written reports to prove he read them... sounds like a lot of work 😅. I guess you could say his reading life is about to get a second chance (pun intended) ✍️
 
I mean, I'm just thinking, 27 years in prison for reading books? That sounds like a pretty sweet deal for someone who didn't exactly have a love affair with literature back then 🤣📚. But seriously, it's kinda funny to think about Bolsonaro getting into these books that touch on Indigenous rights and the environment - he was pretty vocal about his support for the 1964 dictatorship, so I'm curious to see how he'll handle some uncomfortable reads 😂. And can you imagine having to write a report after finishing a 950-page book? His team must be pulling some strings to get him through that part 💡📝.
 
lolololom 💡 this is soooo weird lol 🤣 i dont no why they r makin him read all these pages but idk its kinda cool he's finally gonna get some bookworm cred 💻😂 bolsonaro was always good for a shock value reaction, and reading books is def not exactly his thing...📚👀 i wonder if hes actually gonna finish any of 'em though 🤔
 
This guy got 27 years in prison but gets to reduce it by reading books lol 🤣... like he'd actually do that tho? 📚 I mean who reads a book every 4 days and thinks they'll be out of jail by next week? 😂 I get it, gotta read some history about himself and stuff but 950 pages of "A Colour Defect"? That's a whole lotta reading material 🤯... not sure if he'd make it through the Tolstoy book, let alone that one 📖.
 
Dude I'm telling ya, this is wild 🤯! So Bolsonaro's like "I don't have time to read" but then his lawyers are all "hold up, bro, you gotta read some books and get your sentence reduced". Like, who knew that was even a thing? 😂 And the list they made for him is so interesting too, I mean, reading about Indigenous rights and racism in Brazil, it's like, needed to be said. 📚 But 950 pages of one book? That's like, almost as long as my favorite video game's manual 🤪! Anyway, I guess we'll just have to wait and see if Bolsonaro actually gets through some of that reading material...
 
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