Omg I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole stock thing
... like, what even is a Dow Jones Industrial Average? Is it like a measure of how many people are working or something? And $200 billion on AI and robotics? That sounds wild
... I mean, I get that tech is growing fast and all, but aren't we worried about robots taking over the world? 
Anyway, back to the news... if interest rates are gonna go down, does that mean we'll see more job openings and stuff? And what's up with President Trump being all proud of his trade policies? Does he really think that's what's behind this stock surge or is he just trying to distract us from something else
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