Elon Musk is moving back into politics. Can't he take up a new hobby instead? | Arwa Mahdawi

Elon Musk is once again throwing his hat into the ring, with disastrous consequences. The Tesla CEO's latest foray into politics has left experts warning of 14 million excess deaths globally by 2030 if US aid funding isn't restored. His previous stint in office was marked by chaos and destruction, including slashing federal jobs, dismantling foreign aid programs, and leaving a trail of devastation in its wake.

Musk's brand took a beating during his first taste of politics, with a Gallup poll revealing he was the most unpopular person globally. He also had a highly publicized feud with Donald Trump last summer, which has now seemingly been buried under a pile of forgiving and forgetting. However, it seems Musk has lost interest in the Epstein files and is instead forging an unlikely alliance with the former president.

The Twitter post that started it all – a blurry photo of Musk dining with Trump and Melania at Mar-a-Lago – has left many wondering what sparked such high spirits after the US captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife. Was Musk looking forward to Tesla's foray into Greenland or was Trump promising to "liberate the people of Britain" on his behalf?

It seems Musk is now pouring millions into Republican politics, with Axios reporting he had been quietly funding midterms campaigns. His statement confirming support for Republicans has left many wondering if this marks a full-circle return to the party that once shunned him.

The unlikely reconciliation between Trump and Musk can be attributed to the ghost of Charlie Kirk, who advocated for their reunion before his untimely death. JD Vance's role in brokering the truce is also noteworthy, as it may be motivated by a desire to keep Musk's limitless funds flowing into politics.

As Musk embarks on this new chapter in his tumultuous career, one can't help but wonder what other disasters await us. Perhaps it's time for him to take up a hobby that doesn't involve meddling in government? Or spend some quality time with his children? The world might just be able to breathe a collective sigh of relief if Musk channels his energy into something more benign.

Instead, we're left with the ominous warning that this new chapter will likely end very badly for everyone involved.
 
ugh i'm getting so tired of elon musk trying to be a politician 🤯 he's like the ultimate troublemaker and it's only gonna end in chaos 🌪️ remember what happened last time he tried his hand at politics? huge job losses, dismantled foreign aid programs... it was a disaster 🚮 now he's just pouring millions into republicans and it feels like he's just trying to buy his way back into the party 🤑 his kids must be so embarrassed for him 🤦‍♀️ can't he just focus on making sustainable energy instead of playing politics? 🌞
 
ugh, elon musk is literally a recipe for disaster 🤯 i mean, who does he think he is, just waltzing back in and causing chaos again? 14 million excess deaths globally? come on, dude, that's not even a conservative estimate 🤦‍♂️ and now he's teaming up with trump? that's like putting diesel fuel in a gas-powered car 🔥 it's gonna end badly for everyone. can't we just let him mess around with his space cars or whatever? 🚀 does the world really need another instance of 'elonnageddon'? 😩
 
I'm tellin' ya, it's like he's repeatin' all the mistakes from before 🤦‍♂️. First off, let me say I was there when he took over Tesla, and back then he was a genius inventor, but politics? Not so much 🙅‍♂️. Now he's tryin' to make friends with Trump again, which is just crazy talk 😲. I mean, what's next? Is he gonna try to run for office or somethin'? 🤯 And those excess deaths? 14 million? That's a whole lotta people, fam 💀. Can't we just let him stick to makin' electric cars and leave the politics alone? 🚗💨
 
Ugh, come on 🙄! Everyone's always hating on Elon Musk and now they're just throwing him under the bus because of some past mistakes? Like, who hasn't made a few bad decisions in their life? And what's with all this hand-wringing about US aid funding? It's not like he's the one drawing the checks... 🤑 Trump's been a disaster for years and now Musk is just getting a little attention because of it? Give the guy a break, folks! He's just trying to get his voice heard, unlike most politicians who are all talk no action 💁‍♀️. And another thing, if he's going to be funding Republican campaigns, maybe we should be giving him some credit for mixing things up instead of just piling on criticism 🤷‍♂️.
 
🚨 I'm so over Elon Musk's antics! Like, seriously, can't he just stick to making electric cars? 🚗 He's got a reputation for chaos and destruction, remember when he tweeted about taking Tesla private and then had a meltdown? 😂 Now he's back in politics, and it's like déjà vu all over again. I'm not buying the whole Trump reunion thing either... was it just a PR stunt to get attention? 🤔 And what's up with him pouring millions into Republican politics after they shunned him? It feels like he's trying to buy his way back in 😒. Can't we just imagine him channeling his energy into something more positive, like... I don't know, building a sustainable community or something? 🌿 Anyway, 14 million excess deaths is a pretty scary prospect if this goes down... ⚰️
 
🚨 I'm totally freaked out by Elon Musk's latest move 🤯. His involvement in politics is like a ticking time bomb waiting to go off 💥. We all know his track record from when he was in office, slashing jobs and dismantling aid programs – it was like a recipe for disaster 🍰. And now, he's forming an alliance with Trump again? It's like déjà vu from the past 🤦‍♂️.

I think what's scaring me is that Musk has lost interest in holding people accountable for their actions 💔. The fact that he's pouring millions into Republican politics without any real transparency is just shady 🤑. And let's not forget about his history with the Epstein files – it's like he's trying to sweep everything under the rug 🚮.

It's time for Musk to focus on something else, like taking care of his own life or channeling his energy into a hobby that doesn't involve politics 🎨. We need him to prioritize his family and well-being over his ego and ambition 💕. Otherwise, I fear we're in for another wild ride 😬.
 
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