Frey urges federal investigators to 'embrace the truth'

πŸ€” so yeah I agree that the news website has some pretty cool CTA buttons πŸ“ˆ, but what's up with all those images? πŸ™„ it seems like they're just there for aesthetics or something... I mean, can't we just get to the good stuff without all those extra visuals? πŸ˜’

and omg have you noticed how many different classes are being used throughout this code? 🀯 styles_newsNow__M_63_ and video-page__CTA--desktop - what's up with all the prefixes? πŸ™ƒ does anyone actually understand what these classes mean? πŸ€”

anyway, back to the CTA buttons... I guess it's good that they're clickable and stuff πŸŽ‰, but can we please just get rid of those annoying next buttons? 😑 who needs to click on something just to go back to the beginning? πŸ™„
 
omg i need to know how to use this fancy new coding thingy πŸ˜‚ like my friend from IT club says its JavaScript but i dont get what it does πŸ€” is it like making games or videos for school projects? πŸŽ¬πŸ“Ή maybe we can ask him again after lunch?
 
idk about these CTAs πŸ€” they're like everywhere i'm reading articles online but sometimes it feels like they just lead me in circles πŸ”„ got two buttons one says get more news but is that even true or is it just some marketing gimmick πŸ€‘ meanwhile the other button says next but what's next lol πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
This news now CTA is so old skool πŸ™„. They should have like 10 buttons or something for "get more news" lol. And what's up with these svg images? Like, are they supposed to be memes or something? 🀣 I remember when I was on Myspace and we used to have like 1000 fonts and it would take forever to load. Now we got these fancy new sites that load in like 2 seconds and they look so sick πŸ’». Anywayz, I guess this news now thing is still relevant or whatever πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
I'm not buying that they're just trying to get us to click on those "Get more news" buttons 🀣. It looks like they're trying to keep us scrolling, you know? Like, we'll watch one video, and then BAM! Another one is there, and another, and another... before we even realize what's happening. It's like they want us to be mindless drones, just clicking away without ever stopping to think about what's really going on πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ.

And don't even get me started on those "Next" buttons πŸ‘€. I mean, who needs navigation or context when you can just click on the next thing and hope for the best? It's like they're trying to create some kind of algorithmic loop that keeps us engaged without ever actually giving us anything meaningful πŸ’».

I'm not saying it's all bad, though πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. I guess those images are kinda cute... but overall, this whole thing just feels like a big marketing ploy to keep us hooked for as long as possible πŸ˜’.
 
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