Gold price jumps above $5,000 an ounce for first time amid Trump turmoil

ugh i know right? like what is going on with trump?? 🤯 he's making everyone freak out about the economy and stuff... anyone else feeling anxious about the future of our country? 😬 $5k an oz for gold is wild tho, never thought we'd see that happen 💸
 
omg, can't believe the price of gold is over $5k an oz 💸🚀 i mean, trump's been making so many crazy moves since he took office that it's no wonder people are freaking out 😱 and yeah, japan's new pm sounds like a recipe for disaster 🤯 but at least gold will be there to make us feel better about our investments 😊 what do u guys think? is $6k an oz by 2026 realistic or just a pipe dream 💭
 
🤣 I mean, who needs a safe-haven asset when you can just invest in a good therapist? Like, if prices keep going up for gold, maybe we'll all get a free shrink with our 401k? 😂 On a more serious note, $5k an ounce is wild. I guess when the world's a mess, people wanna hoard their cash like it's the only thing that matters 🤑. But honestly, can you imagine having to explain a $6k-an-ounce investment to your grandma? "Grandma, no, no, no! It's not because you're old and wise, it's just... market... magic." 🤪
 
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