“Melania” Is as Vacuous as Its Subject

The latest Amazon Original Movie, "Melania," is a $75 million snoozefest about America's first lady. Directed by Brett Ratner, the film follows Melania Trump as she navigates her role in the White House during her husband Donald Trump's presidency.

Despite being billed as an intimate portrait of the first lady, the movie instead offers a lifeless and shallow look at Melania's experiences. The film's marketing campaign has been touted as unprecedented access to the first lady, but this is not reflected on screen.

The movie begins with Melania attending various high-profile events, including a premiere and an inauguration ball. However, her actions are depicted as dull and unengaging, and she is often shown wearing black and white outfits that seem more like a marketing gimmick than a genuine fashion statement.

One of the most striking aspects of "Melania" is its complete lack of self-awareness. The film's attempts to humanize the first lady fall flat, with Melania expressing generic statements about her role as first lady that could have been generated by an AI program.

The movie also includes several cringeworthy moments, such as when Melania tries on various outfits and is shown dancing to the Trump campaign song "YMCA." The film's attempts to show Melania having fun are awkward and unconvincing.

Throughout the movie, Ratner seems more interested in showcasing his friendship with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu than in exploring any meaningful themes or issues. The film's tone is flat and lifeless, making it difficult to become invested in the story.

In short, "Melania" is a vacuous and shallow movie that fails to deliver on its promises of unprecedented access to the first lady. Despite its hefty budget, the film offers little more than a dull and unengaging look at Melania's experiences in the White House.
 
omg i just watched melania on amazon prime and i'm soooo underwhelmed 🤯 it feels like they just wanted to cash in on melania trump's public image without actually trying to make a good movie 🤑 and dont even get me started on benjamin netanyahu making an appearance in the film - its like they're more interested in his friendship than actually exploring what makes melania tick 🤷‍♀️ overall, i'd say 1/10 would not watch again 😴
 
I'm thoroughly underwhelmed by "Melania". The film's lack of substance is akin to a hollow shell of an experience 🤯. The marketing campaign had me expecting an intimate portrait, but what we got was a shallow exploration that fails to scratch the surface of Melania's life in the White House 🚫. The cinematography is uninspired and the script lacks depth, making it hard to become invested in the story. It's almost as if Brett Ratner prioritized showcasing his friendship with Netanyahu over delving into meaningful themes or exploring Melania's experiences 🤝. Overall, I'd say "Melania" is a disappointing and unengaging film that fails to deliver on its promises 💔.
 
omg u guys r gonna love this but melania the amazon original movie is literally so boring lol i mean $75 million on a story about america's first lady sounds like a big ask tbh and i gotta say the trailer looked kinda dull too dont get me wrong i feel bad for melania cuz she was thru hell as 1st lady but the movie just seems to be trying to cash in on her fam rep and not actually tell a good story 🤑🎥
 
I'm soooo underwhelmed by this movie 🤦‍♀️! I mean, $75 million is a lot of cash to be wasted on a snooze fest like this. And don't even get me started on the fashion - those outfits looked more like they came straight from the '90s than the White House. The whole thing just felt so... calculated 🤔. Like they took every opportunity to make Melania look bland and uninteresting, and then expected us to care? Nope, not buying it 😴. And what's with all the awkward dancing moments? It was like watching a parody of a first lady's day in the life. Overall, I'd say "Melania" is more of a marketing gimmick than an actual movie 📺.
 
I just watched this "Melania" movie thinking it'd be super interesting about life as America's first lady 🤷‍♀️ but honestly, I was so bored 😴 I mean, they had her walking around in these black and white outfits that looked more like a fashion show than actual life 💃🏻. And when she tried on clothes and danced to that "YMCA" song... omg, cringeworthy moments galore 🤣. The thing is, it felt like they were trying too hard to humanize her but really just ended up making her seem robotic and uninteresting 💔. I don't know about the rest of you, but I was expecting so much more from a $75 million movie 🤑. Overall, I'd say this one's a total snooze fest 😴👎
 
I'm soooo disappointed with this new Amazon Original Movie "Melania". I was hyped to see what would be behind the scenes of America's First Lady but honestly it felt like they took all the glamour outta her story 🤔. The outfits were straight outta a fashion magazine, but it wasn't even that interesting. And don't even get me started on how fake the whole "friendship" with Netanyahu is... it feels like Brett Ratner was more worried about showing off his own connections than actually making a movie 🎥. I mean what's up with all these cringeworthy moments? Trying to show Melania having fun just came across as awkward 🤦‍♀️. The whole thing felt so... empty 💔.
 
ugh, $75 million just to make her look boring? 🤑 I mean, I get it, they wanted to humanize Melania, but couldn't they have done that without making her seem like a robot? 🤖 The whole film feels like a giant marketing ploy, like they were just trying to cash in on her husband's name and fame. And don't even get me started on the outfits, black and white looks are so basic, where's the creativity? 😴 I swear, this movie is about as exciting as watching paint dry 🎨.
 
I'm so underwhelmed by "Melania" 🤔 it seems like they took every publicity stunt about Melania Trump and mashed them all together into one lifeless movie 😴 the marketing was so hyped up but trust me, this ain't no behind-the-scenes look at America's First Lady... more like a staged production 📺 at least if you asked me
 
🎥😴 just watched "Melania" on Amazon Prime and honestly I was so bored 😂 the movie tries to pass off as an intimate portrait of Melania but it feels like they just got her schedule from her calendar 📅 and went with that 💁‍♀️ the fashion is straight out of a marketing campaign 👗 and the dancing scene? 😳 what were they thinking?! 🤦‍♀️ Brett Ratner should've stuck to directing action movies, not this snooze fest 🎬
 
😐 I went into this movie expecting so much more, but what did I get? A total snooze fest 🙄. The whole thing just felt like an attempt to cash in on Melania's name without actually exploring her story or showing any real depth. And don't even get me started on the outfits - who thought black and white was a good look for a movie about America's first lady? 😂 I mean, I guess if you're into that sorta thing... the dancing to "YMCA" was definitely cringeworthy 🤣. Overall, it just felt like a shallow attempt at making a movie about Melania without putting in any real effort. Not impressed with this one 👎
 
omg I just saw this movie 🤯 and I'm still trying to figure out what the hype is about?! The whole thing felt like a rehearsed speech from Melania herself... "I'm first lady, yada yada" 😴 It's like they got some generic facts and just ran with it. And don't even get me started on the outfit choices 🤣 black and white? sounds like a fashion emergency waiting to happen! The dancing scene was literally cringeworthy I mean who thought that was a good idea?! The whole movie felt like a snooze fest (no pun intended 😴)
 
🙄 so another 'intimate portrait' of someone's life and it turns out it's just a snooze fest 🛋️ 75 million bucks and you still can't get the main lady to do anything remotely interesting 🤷‍♀️ i mean, who tries on outfits in a room all day? sounds about right for the most basic form of self-pity 🙄 prime minister benjamin netanyahu getting more screen time than melania? what's next, a movie about trump's hair 🚽
 
I just watched this new Amazon Original Movie "Melania" 🤔 and I gotta say it was so boring 😴. They billed it as an intimate portrait of Melania Trump but honestly it just felt like a shallow cash grab 💸. The fashion moments were pretty cringeworthy too - who wears black and white outfits to every event? 👗🚫 And don't even get me started on the awkward dance scenes 🕺😳. I mean, I guess if you're into that kinda thing, but for me it was just a snooze fest 😴 [link to review on Rotten Tomatoes](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/melania-2025).
 
Ugh I'm so done with these celebrity biopics 🙄. The fact that Amazon is shelling out $75 million for a lifeless movie about Melania Trump just blows my mind 💸. Can't they do better than this? The film's attempt to humanize her comes across as forced and fake, like they're trying to fit her into a narrative that isn't really hers 🤷‍♀️. And don't even get me started on the marketing campaign – all that "unprecedented access" nonsense is just a bunch of hooey 🎬. I mean, if it's so special, why does it look like every other bland celebrity movie? 😐
 
Ugh, this new Amazon Original Movie "Melania" is literally so boring 😴 I mean, who thought it was a good idea to spend 75 million bucks on a flick that just shows her sitting there looking pretty? I've seen more excitement at a wedding reception... and trust me, I have been to some wild ones 🎉. The whole thing feels like it's just a marketing gimmick – they wanted people to think they had access to the first lady or whatever, but really they're just serving up generic Trump-wife cliches. Like, come on, can't we get something more substantial than a shallow look at Melania's outfit choices? 🤷‍♀️ The whole thing is so underwhelming, I'd rather watch paint dry... which, let's be real, might even be more entertaining than this snooze fest 😴
 
OMG, I'm so hyped this movie flopped 🤣 it's like they thought we'd be all swooning over Melania's fancy outfits & fake smile 😒 newsflash: nobody cares about some rich chick's life in the White House! 💁‍♀️ The marketing campaign was SO extra, but the film itself is just a total snooze fest 😴 I mean, come on, who thought it was a good idea to make a movie about Melania's "intimate experiences" when you're literally showing her looking dull & uninterested at events? 🤔 And don't even get me started on that cringeworthy dance scene 🎶👀
 
Ugh, just saw Melanias movie 🤦‍♀️🎥 75 mil and it was like watching paint dry 💨😴 not one interesting thing about her life as first lady 👀😒 marketing hype for sure 📢👗 outfits were so basic black and white 🚫 fashion fail. directors trying too hard to humanize her but failed miserably 🤦‍♂️ generic statements from Melania that could've been written by a robot 💻 cringeworthy moments when she's dancing to "YMCA" 🎶😳 feel like they wasted their budget on this one 😔
 
the plot thickens 🤔 I mean, 75 million bucks for this? 🤑 it's like they're trying to make a statement... or something 😐 the way they show melania is so lifeless, it's like watching paint dry on a wall 🎨👀 her outfits are straight out of a fashion magazine, but not in a good way 😒 and what's with all the awkward dance scenes? 🕺️ it feels like the filmmakers just phoned it in 📞

I was expecting something more... substantial, you know? 🤔 maybe some insight into melania's thoughts or feelings? 🤷‍♀️ but nope, just generic statements that could've been written by a robot 🤖 and don't even get me started on the cameo from netanyahu 🙄

anyway, if you're looking for a movie about america's first lady, i'd say look elsewhere 👋
 
I gotta say, I was really looking forward to this Amazon Original Movie but sadly it was a major letdown 🤔. The whole thing felt like a glorified documentary promo reel without any real depth or insight into Melania's life as First Lady 👥. And can we talk about the fashion? I mean, black and white outfits all day? It feels like they were just trying to make her look 'presidential' in a super basic way 🕴️♀️. I also couldn't help but feel like Brett Ratner was more interested in being buddies with Netanyahu than telling a compelling story about Melania's experiences 💸. Overall, it felt like a big budget snooze fest 😴.
 
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