Ugh, this sounds like a total cash-grab
. Like, who really needs to pay $6 to get a watered-down beer just because it's "mocktail season"?! And what's with all these places signing up just for a freebie? I mean, do they not have enough customers already? It's just going to be a bunch of rich folks trying to look good on social media by pretending to be sober
. And don't even get me started on the whole "neighborhood staple" thing - it's just marketing speak for "we're desperate for business". Fishtown and Northern Liberties are already overcrowded enough, I don't need some overpriced bar crawl clogging up my weekend plans
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