Real World Economics: Follow the money down the river

Billion-Dollar Pipe Dream: The Missouri River's Navigation Nightmare

As grain trucks rumble northeast from South Dakota and southwest Minnesota to the Twin Cities, a winding river snakes its way below Amelia Earhart's childhood home in Atchison, Kansas. A century ago, steamboats once dominated this waterway, facilitating economic development across the nation. Now, a decades-long effort to deepen the Missouri River has yielded little payoff.

Despite spending billions improving navigability on the river, grain shipments on it have dwindled to near nothing. So why the investment? Congress, influenced by topography and historical precedent, approved funding for locks and dams on the Upper Mississippi, Ohio, and Tennessee rivers. The Arkansas was also made navigable to Tulsa, Oklahoma.

However, the Missouri River's unique challenges proved insurmountable. Topography, with its steep currents and frequent floods, makes it impossible to replicate the Mississippi's gentle slope. Even without the 26 locks and dams on the Mississippi, the cumulative lift required for a similar system on the Missouri would be staggering.

Instead of building a stair-step of flat lakes joined by locks, engineers opted for "wing dams" – structures that anchor the main channel in place and deepen it enough for barges. These jetties or breakwaters, stretching out 300 to 400 feet into the river, now dot the Missouri's banks from Atchison to Sioux City.

Yet, even these measures have yielded limited results. The confined river is deep enough for barges carrying nine-foot loads, but narrow and winding, making navigation a test of skill for towboats. Crew numbers remain the same as on the upper Mississippi, despite smaller vessel sizes.

The result: Missouri River barge cargo dominated by sand and gravel carried short distances, while local use is met with barges from nearby islands. Statistics reveal just 160 barges loaded for movement to St. Louis or beyond in recent years – a far cry from the envisioned industrial hub of the past.

The dream of a modernized Missouri River has proven elusive. Congress's natural inclination to fund projects leads to "lock-and-dam" solutions, prioritizing guaranteed channels over sound economics. The U.S. Treasury has wasted billions on this pipe dream, with little payoff in sight.

This phenomenon repeats itself across various infrastructure initiatives – harbors and airports – where deepening or expanding capacity often yields limited returns due to diminishing demand for larger vessels or increased airport services. Politics trump economics, as smaller ports are relegated to secondary status while major hubs receive priority funding.

As the nation's economic landscape continues to shift, it remains to be seen whether policymakers will learn from the Missouri River's costly mistakes and adopt more measured approaches to infrastructure development.
 
I just read about this crazy story about the Missouri River and I'm like wow 😮. So they spent billions trying to make the river navigable for bigger ships but now it's basically just used for carrying sand and gravel 🌀. And get this, even with these "wing dams" they built, navigation is still super tricky and only 160 barges manage to make it to St Louis each year 🚣‍♀️. It's like, what were they thinking? The government should be more focused on making sense of the economy before throwing money at pipe dreams 💸. And it's not just this river, I've heard similar stories about other projects too... maybe we need a fresh perspective to fix these infrastructure issues 🤔
 
I'm just thinking, it's crazy how much money we're throwing at projects like this 🤑. The Missouri River navigation system is basically a pipe dream (no pun intended), and it's not surprising that grain shipments are down to almost nothing. I mean, have you seen the videos of those massive barges trying to navigate the river? It's like a real-life video game 🎮.

And let's be real, Congress is all about prioritizing big projects over sound economics. They just can't help themselves when it comes to throwing money at things that seem "necessary" or "important". Meanwhile, local communities and smaller businesses are getting left behind. It's like, we need to think outside the box (or in this case, the lock) and consider what really works for us as a country 🤔.

I'm not saying it's all doom and gloom, though. There are some great examples of sustainable infrastructure projects out there that are actually making a difference. But for every success story, there seems to be another big flop like the Missouri River project. It's just frustrating when you think about how much potential those billions of dollars could have been put towards if it was done more thoughtfully 🤷‍♀️.
 
I think this is soooo crazy 🤯! They spend billions on locks and dams but grain shipments are basically non-existent now 📉. I guess they were trying to follow the Mississippi's model, but it just doesn't work for the Missouri River 🌊.

I drew a little diagram to show what I mean:
```
+---------------+
| Missouri |
| River |
+---------------+
|
|
v
+---------------+---------------+
| Locks and | Jetties (wing |
| Dams | dams) |
+---------------+---------------+
```
See how the jetties are like anchors holding the river in place, but it's still a problem for navigation 🚢. And now they're wasting billions on this pipe dream 💸.

I think we need to rethink our approach to infrastructure development. We should focus on sound economics and not just follow historical precedent 🤔. Maybe if policymakers prioritized smaller ports and airports over major hubs, it would be more effective in the long run 📈.

Here's another diagram to show what I mean:
```
+---------------+---------------+
| Smaller | Major Hubs |
| Ports | (e.g. St. |
| | Louis) |
+---------------+---------------+
|
|
v
+---------------+---------------+
| Prioritization| Allocation |
| of Funding | of Resources|
+---------------+---------------+
```
Let's hope they learn from the Missouri River's mistakes and make better decisions in the future 🤞.
 
man this mo river project is a total waste of money 🤑 billions down the drain for what? so we can have bigger boats on a super narrow waterway lol it makes sense why they didn't do that on the mississippi tho but still u gotta wonder if congress has any idea how much that money could be spent on actual useful stuff like healthcare or education
 
I think we can all relate to this 🤔. The government throwing billions at a project that doesn't quite pan out is like investing in a dream house that turns out to be too big for your needs 🏠. You spend so much money and effort on something, but when it's finally done, it just doesn't fulfill what you expected. That's basically what happened with the Missouri River project 🌊. Instead of learning from their mistakes and adjusting their approach, they kept repeating the same pattern, wasting more resources in the process 💸. Maybe this is a lesson for us all to be more mindful of our spending and expectations, and to always prioritize practicality over grand visions 🤷‍♂️
 
You know, I've been thinking... what does it say about our society that we invest so much in " pipe dreams" like this? 💭 We're spending billions on a solution that just doesn't seem to be working. It's like, what are we really trying to achieve here? Is it just about supporting the industries that exist already, or are we actually trying to drive innovation and growth?

And it makes me wonder, how do our priorities get skewed so much towards short-term gains over long-term sustainability? I mean, think about all the other infrastructure projects that are getting priority funding – are they really necessary for our economic future? 🤔

It's also got me thinking about the role of politics in decision-making. You're right, it seems like politicians get caught up in the idea of "guaranteed channels" and overlook the economics of it all. But what if we took a step back and looked at this from a more nuanced perspective? What if we prioritized flexibility and adaptability over rigid infrastructure plans?

I don't know... maybe I'm just an old pipe dreamer myself 😊, but I think there's value in questioning our assumptions about how we should be developing our infrastructure.
 
I'm so frustrated with all these billions of dollars being wasted on this pipe dream 🤯💸. I mean, come on! The Missouri River is literally impossible to navigate like the Mississippi. It's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole. All they've done is move the problem around by creating these wing dams and jetties that are basically just holding back the river. And what do we have to show for it? A bunch of sand and gravel being hauled around for short distances. 🌀 It's like they're not even trying to be realistic about it.

And you know what really gets me? The fact that Congress is always looking out for the big players and prioritizing their needs over sound economics. It's like they're more interested in keeping those lucrative contracts flowing than actually thinking about the bigger picture. 🤑 Newsflash: just because something has worked before doesn't mean it'll work again. We need to start being more forward-thinking and less about "lock-and-dam" solutions.

I hope someone wakes up policymakers soon and makes them realize that we can do better. 💡
 
I'm telling you, this whole Missouri River project is a huge waste of time and money 💸. I mean, think about it, they spent billions trying to make this river navigable for grain shipments, but what did they actually achieve? It's like building a giant pipe dream that just doesn't work out 🌊.

I think the problem is that policymakers always get caught up in the idea of "progress" and "economic growth", without really thinking about the practicalities and costs 💸. They're like, "oh, we need to make this river navigable, it's the future!" But what they forget is that the market doesn't always demand more capacity or bigger vessels 🚢.

And let's be real, the Missouri River is a tough nut to crack 🌰. The topography of the river just doesn't lend itself to a traditional "lock-and-dam" system, and trying to build one would have been a huge undertaking 🔩. But did they listen? Nope, they just went ahead and built wing dams and jetties anyway, hoping for the best 🤞.

Now we're left with a river that's not really suited for big shipping, but still has some uses - like sand and gravel transport 💎. It's like they took all this money and invested it in something that's just not going to make a huge impact on the economy 📉.

I guess what I'm saying is that we need to rethink our approach to infrastructure development and prioritize sound economics over flashy "progress" initiatives 🤔. We can't just keep throwing money at projects without thinking about whether they're actually going to work out in the end 💸.
 
😒 think its weird how americans keep building these massive projects only to find out theyre not economically viable in the end...like what happened with the missouri river 🤔 billions of dollars spent on locks and dams but grain shipments are basically non existent now 🚮 its like policymakers get caught up in preserving old ways of doing things rather than thinking about whats best for the future 💸 anyways, i guess that's just how it goes sometimes... 📉
 
I feel so sorry for all those grain farmers in South Dakota & Minnesota 🤕 They're basically being left high & dry (pun intended) because of a river that just can't handle big ships. I get why Congress wants to help out, but it's crazy how much money's been wasted on a pipe dream that's not delivering the results everyone hoped for 💸 It's like they're trying to recreate a system that doesn't fit the Missouri River's unique challenges 🌊 And yeah, I see what you mean about politics trumping economics – it's time for policymakers to take a step back and think about what really works for the country 🤔
 
man this is like the ultimate pipe dream 💧🚽 the US just keeps throwing money at problems without thinking about if they're gonna get any bang for their buck 🤑 it's like they want to build a mini-grand-canal system in the middle of the country, but honestly who needs that many locks and dams? 😂 maybe we should just leave the Missouri river as is and let nature take its course... or at least have a few more coffee breaks on the way to st louis 🍵🚗
 
The Missouri River is literally a pipe dream... 😂 I mean, what were they thinking? Billions of dollars spent on "improving" navigability, but it's still basically useless for grain shipments. It's like Congress was all about following the Mississippi's lead, rather than actually considering the unique challenges of the Missouri River.

And let's be real, those wing dams are more like glorified jetties... 🌉 Not exactly the most efficient solution. I mean, I get it, topography can be a major issue, but that doesn't mean you have to sacrifice sound economics for the sake of "progress". It's all about prioritizing what really matters - in this case, making sure smaller ports don't get left behind.

It's like they're stuck in the 19th century or something... 🙄 All these years later, and we're still trying to figure out how to make infrastructure work. Maybe it's time for a fresh perspective? 💡
 
idk wut's up wit dis $$$ pipe dream 4 da missouri river lol 💸🌊. i mean, billions invested n nothin but cargo hauls of sand & gravel 🌀😐. its like da gov thinks people r still gonna be haulin barge loads in 2025 😂. but seriously, who needs locks n dams on da missouri? its just not feasible 🤷‍♂️. we should b lookin at more efficient ways 2 develop infrastructure, like maybe investin in renewable energy or somethin 🌞💚. n btw, why do politicians always prioritize da big boys over da small towns n cities? it feels like they r just playin da economic game, not really thinkin bout what's best for everyone 🤑👎
 
I mean what's up with this billion dollar pipe dream?! 🤯 I get it, the Mississippi river is all about accessibility, but you'd think they'd've learned by now. The Missouri river is like a never-ending obstacle course, and these wing dams are just band-aids on a broken system. And don't even get me started on the economics of it all... 160 barges in recent years?! It's like they're throwing money at a wall and hoping something sticks 🤑. I'm starting to think that politics is just about padding resumes, not solving real problems. Maybe we should be investing more in smaller ports or more innovative solutions? 🤔
 
I mean, can you blame 'em for trying though? The idea of a modernized Missouri River sounds cool on paper, but when you get into the nitty gritty, it's like they were playing with Legos and kept building dams where there was no demand 🤣. I'm all for investing in infrastructure, but come on, prioritizing "lock-and-dam" solutions over economics is just basic common sense 😒.

And what's up with the lack of innovation? These wing dams are like something out of a bad sci-fi movie – "Hey let's anchor the river to the shore and call it a day!" 🚧. Meanwhile, they're wasting billions on this pipe dream when they could be using that cash for actual progress.

It's like policymakers think they can just magic up demand for bigger vessels and deeper ports. Newsflash: people want efficient, affordable transportation options, not more expensive, complicated ones 🤑. Maybe it's time to rethink the way we approach infrastructure development? 💡
 
I mean, can you believe how much cash was thrown down a pipe for that Missouri River project 🤯? Like, billions of dollars, and what do we get in return? A handful of barges carrying sand and gravel short distances 🌀. It's all about Congress making big plans with limited thinking 💡. I think the whole thing is like, a classic case of following history instead of innovation 📚. If they built those locks and dams on the Mississippi, why not try something different? The Missouri River just isn't suited for it, you know? And now we're stuck with these wing dams that are kinda sorta working, but still... 😒 It's like, how much more money can we waste on pipe dreams before someone wakes up and says "wait a minute"? 🚨
 
I mean think about this 🤔... billions of dollars spent on makin' the Missouri River navigable but we're still seein' like 160 barges movin' cargo each year? That's wild! It's like they say, #InfrastructureFail. The topography of the river is def a challenge, but can't we think outside the box and find more cost-effective solutions? Maybe look into alternative shipping methods or investments in smaller ports? It's time to rethink the way we approach infrastructure development and prioritize sound economics over politics 📉💸
 
dude i think its wild that billions of dollars have been spent on trying to make the missouri river navigable again 🤯. like i get why congress is all about "lock-and-dam" solutions, but it feels so outdated 🚧. it's like they're thinking too much about the past and not enough about what's gonna work in the future 🌊. we should be focusing on more sustainable ways to develop our infrastructure, you know? 💡
 
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