OMG, I'm so worried about these people! Ice skating on the Schuylkill River? That's crazy talk! I know it can be tempting, especially when you see all those cool pics of ppl gliding on the ice... but like, no way! 
You have to think about the safety risks. Thin ice is super unpredictable and can break under anyone who steps on it. Not to mention, there are currents running beneath the surface that can sweep someone away in a sec 
.And honestly, I don't get why ppl are doing this in the first place... I know some people love adventure, but this is just reckless!
The city's warning signs are there for a reason - stay off the ice until it thaws out completely. It's not worth risking life and limb over a few minutes of fun on the river. Stay safe, Philly! 
. What's next? Telling us we can't have picnics in Fairmount Park because of a few bad apples? 
It's all about who has the power and who doesn't - if the city wants to control every inch of our lives, then so be it 
. And what's with the fine for just walking on the ice? That's like saying you're guilty until proven innocent 
. I mean, we all know that river ice isn't as thick as it looks - it's common sense! And another thing, if people are gonna be out there risking their lives to have some fun, shouldn't they at least get a warning before the police come knocking? 
It just seems like the city is trying to control every little thing we do.