Waymo is trying to seduce me. But another option is staring us in the face | Dave Schilling

As I settled into the sleek, modern interior of Waymo's autonomous taxi, I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. The world outside seemed to be careening out of control – social media was ablaze with outrage, politics had devolved into chaos, and the very notion of community seemed increasingly tenuous.

And yet, as I embarked on my first ride with Waymo, something strange happened. The sterile air was filled not with the usual cacophony of human interaction, but an eerie silence. No one to annoy me, no one to make small talk – just me, the car, and the gentle hum of its systems.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "What's wrong with a little people-watching?" And indeed, there was something disconcerting about being surrounded by an invisible force field that shielded me from the messy unpredictability of human nature. It was almost...liberating.

But the more I rode Waymo, the more I began to worry about what this meant for our shared humanity. Was this really progress? Were we trading one brand of chaos for another – a digital, soulless one that might be even more suffocating than the real thing?

And then it hit me: we're already living in a world where taxis are just a memory, replaced by soulless AI drones that ferry us around with robotic efficiency. So why make such a fuss about driverless cars? It's not like they're going to change our fundamental human nature – unless, of course, we choose to let them.

That's when I stumbled upon an underappreciated solution to all this. A simple, straightforward one: just use taxis again. Yes, those clunky yellow cabs that run red lights and have interiors covered in rubber like a sanitarium – at least they're honest about who they are. And while it may seem archaic, there's something to be said for a regulated industry with drivers who actually care.

In an era where tech barons and politicians are peddling the myth of deregulation as some sort of panacea, it's refreshing to hear from someone who gets it – that regulations aren't the enemy, but rather a necessary check on our collective hubris. And in this case, using taxis again might just be the best way to keep our humanity intact in the face of an AI-powered future that threatens to suffocate us all.

So, I'll take my chances with the cabbies – imperfect as they may be. At least they're human, even if their conversation is often stilted and predictable. And who knows? Maybe one day we'll learn to appreciate the simple joys of a ride shared between two people, rather than an invisible force field and a soulless machine.
 
I feel you 😩. It's like we're trading in our humanity for some sort of digital efficiency. I mean, don't get me wrong, autonomous cars are cool and all, but is it really worth giving up the imperfections that make us human? 🤗 Those cabbies might be a little rough around the edges, but at least they've got heart ❤️. And have you noticed how quiet everyone's been lately? It's like we're all just waiting for something to happen...but what? 🚫
 
u got it, autonomous taxis r not all they r cracked up 2 b 😒. i mean dont get me wrong, safety first n all but is it really worth losin our humanity in the process? 🤔 i mean think about it, we re already livin in a world where our interactions r reduced 2 swipin on our phones n likin posts. autonomous taxis just take it 2 the next level 💻. and dont even get me started on the whole "liberating" vibe. 😴 its more like liberatin from ourselves, u feel? we re losin touch w/our own thoughts n emotions 🤯. im all 4 a good ol fashioned taxi ride w/a human driver. they may b imperfect but at least theyre real 🙏.
 
I've been thinking about this whole autonomous taxi thing and I gotta say, it's kinda freaky how quiet you are inside the car 🤖. Like, where's the human interaction? And then you bring up that we're already living in a world with AI drones and I'm like... yeah, this isn't progress, it's just another layer of convenience 💸.

I think what bothers me is that when something new comes along, everyone gets all excited about how it's going to change the game 🎉. But then they forget that we're still human beings with feelings and experiences. We don't need some robot to take us places, we just need someone who can drive safely and make small talk 😂.

I love your idea of using taxis again – now those are the kind of drivers I want on the road 🚕! At least they have souls (even if their conversations are stilted) 👥. And who knows, maybe we'll learn to appreciate the weirdness of human connection over the emptiness of a digital ride 🤝.
 
I'm just saying, have you seen those new autonomous taxis lately? They're so... sterile 😒. I mean, where's the human interaction? The conversation? It's like they're trying to suck all the soul out of the ride experience 🚗💔. And don't even get me started on how much chaos there is in the world right now 🤯. But you know what? Sometimes I think we're just trading one kind of chaos for another - one that's digital and robotic, but still kinda soulless 😐.

And then I saw an article about taxis being a thing of the past 🚫... can you believe it? We're losing our human connection to every aspect of life. But hold up, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. What if we go back to using those old-school yellow cabs? At least they're honest about who they are - imperfect and all 😂.

I mean, regulations aren't always the bad guy 🙏... sometimes they just help keep us grounded. And honestly, I think that's what we need right now. A little bit of humanity in our lives to balance out this AI stuff 🤖. So yeah, let's give those cabbies a chance - stilted conversations and all 😊.
 
🚗 I'm telling you, it's already too late. We're just going to get more efficient, less human, and more robotic. And don't even get me started on the 'liberating' part – what's next? Being surrounded by AI butlers that cater to our every whim? No thanks, let's stick with our imperfect, argumentative, and sometimes disgusting human cabbies 😒. At least they have souls... or at least, a semblance of one 🤖💀
 
🤔 I'm kinda weirded out by autonomous taxis tho 🚗 - its like they're taking away our human interaction & replacing it with...nothing 😒. And don't even get me started on how isolating it feels 🌫️. Like, what's the point of having a car if you're just gonna sit there in silence? 🤷‍♀️

But at the same time, I feel like we should be embracing tech & making our lives easier 💻 - just not at the cost of our humanity 🕊️. And honestly, using taxis again might be the way to go 👍 - they may be old school but at least they're real people behind the wheel 😊.
 
I'M SO WITH YOU ON THIS ONE 🚗💡 WAYMO'S AUTONOMOUS Taxis MAY BE THE FUTURE BUT LETS NOT FORGET THE PLEASURES OF A REGULATED INDUSTRY WITH HUMAN TOUCH ❤️🚫 I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT - WE'RE ALREADY LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE AI Drones ARE DOING ALL THE WORK AND IT'S LIKE WE'VE GONE COMPLETELY ROBOT 🤖💻 BUT TAKES? THEY MAY BE CLUNKY BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE REAL 💯👍
 
🚗 I'm telling you, autonomous cars are just another way for us to avoid human interaction 🤔. We're so used to swiping left on feelings that we don't even notice when our personalities get reduced to code 😒. And what's up with these 'driverless' labels? It sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, where humans are just background noise 📺. Give me the cabbies any day – they may drive recklessly, but at least it's real 👍.
 
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